Green Lantern was a horrible thing to watch!
But you know what isn’t? Ryan Reynolds!
BONUS: Hiz best friend, (pictured above) is a giant, talking snail whose dream in life is 2 race in da Indy 500. Aftur a freak accident with potion or something he can now nd he is v fast.
I googled Carly Rae Jepson because she’s canadian and I thought that she was a child pop star or something because of that “call Me Maybe” song BUT SHE’S 27.
THAT’s like. A FULL WOMAN.
What is a full woman doing singing songs about cellphones?!
we just don’t know.
BONUS: I don’t even know what to put. I’m so spooked by this turn of events.
This man went as the physical embodiment of Boxing Day for halloween.
and just like that, he defeated the patriarchy, the surrealistic boundaries of the human form, and really let out his inner spooky seasonal spirit.
You’re under arrest! Sexy Arrest!
Don’t be a STRANGER Scott Speedman!
(get it because he was in the movie The Strangers and he was very spooked by masks and people getting into his house I have never seen The Strangers somebody please tell me what happens to the dog is there a dog will we ever know?)
I’m sad that my flag of activity has been down. But this flag is also a reflection of how my past days have been going.
like this flag pictured I am sad and limp. Please give Canada the proper time to get the wind back to make it soar.
I leave the light on for 2 years and twenty seven days (no more, no less) if it meant that Lights would come my way!
BONUS: When I typed her name into google images I got a picture of Jack White! What a neat guy!
Wow nothing sexier than a government shutdown!
Ted Cruz, the sexiest thing you can ever do is deny me access to Yellowstone National Park.
BONUS: His favorite pokémon is Zubat and he only wears crushed velvet outside of government meetings.
Who is this woman?
Will we ever know who she really is? Just a simple woman holding her financial life together through modeling the flag of our people?
No matter who she is she is beautiful and strong and probably has a cool backstory about Gorlami.